Volume Zero, Issue 3, Phile 1 of 1

                          M5PORKCHOP README
                          v0.1.8b-PSTH

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                (yes that's a cow. the pig ate the pig art budget.)
                (the horse was unavailable for comment.)


                67% of skids skip READMEs.
                100% of those skids report bugs we documented.
                the horse thinks this is valid.


                         TABLE OF CONTENTS

    1. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
    2. MODES (what the pig does)
    3. THE PIGLET (mood, avatar, weather)
    4. THE FORBIDDEN CHEESE ECONOMY (XP, ranks, trophies)
    5. CLOUD HOOKUPS (WiGLE / WPA-SEC)
    6. PIGSYNC (son of a pig)
    7. THE MENUS
    8. CONTROLS
    9. SD CARD LAYOUT
    10. BUILDING
    11. LEGAL
    12. TROUBLESHOOTING (the confessional)
    13. GREETZ

    (pro tip: CTRL+F "horse" for enlightenment.
     we counted them. the horse counted more.
     one of us is wrong. both of us are the barn.)